RADIO KON BABY

Kon has a journal. It's a post-it note pad. It may be legible, it may not. It may be actual writing, it may not. Who's to know?

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Dear journal,

It's me again, the superly awesome guy known as Kon. You missed me right?

I have come back with few battlescars from some place called the Nexus. It turns out Rukia was there! And...that other guy. Hana-something. Rukia was kind enough to demonstrate her superb fighting abilities for me! I will forever remember it~

<s>Anyways, I think I might have discovered a way to make a following of beautiful women! I will have to inspect their toys later (and hope that Yuzu doesn't find me)</s> Oops, I've said too much, Ichigo might be reading this.

<s>I think I'll go back once I get the chance to inhabit Ichigo's body. He's not as handsome as me, but the ladies will surely see through his grotesque human face and find my superb awesomeness.</s> DAMN IT DAMN IT

Why can't you be a private journal with a lock?!

Kon
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Can't find Rukia! Can't even find Ichigo! Where the heck does everybody go these days?! I'm perfectly capable of saving lives too!